How You Can Buy My Stinky Socks

Now Ill explain to you, how you can practice the divine smell of my socks in real life - by buying a pair from me. Ive been wearing this pair for 2 days in my warm comfy winter boots already and theyre nicely soaked with my foot sweat. Theyre pretty smelly and slightly dirty - thats how you like them, isnt it?! Wouldnt it be a pleasure to press these stinky socks on your nose and imagine how it would be to smell my feet? Of course, Ill vacuum seal them before shipping - so youll get the full aroma and maybe theyll even still be a little moist. So, what are you waiting for? Witness the movie and follow my instructions to buy a pair of my divine socks!